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Poggers, now where is our loot?

“I swear, the spikey-balls knows where I go!”

Hashpal as he gets the deathballs of Painsmith where ever he tries to stand with tank soak

So we haven’t been idle, we have just been focusing on kicking in the front, middle and back door of the Sanctum.
After Remnant of Ner’zhul got it’s last embers snuffed out for one last time, we have been hard at work kicking Painsmith’s deathballs back at him, made Guardian of the First Ones to rest for good and told Fatescribe that her fates don’t apply to us since we can’t read!

We are now on everyone’s favorite cat loving Lich Kel’Thuzad but even his phylactery won’t hold us for long! After that we are going to banish the Banshee queen herself!

Stay tuned!
“Haven’t we killed like four of them once or twice already before? Or am I dreaming?”– Gigz

By Gigz, ago

Normal is done, now to HEROIC!

“STOP THROWING ME AWAY XELL!”

– The entire raid team because Xellia decided he wanted to become a big warrior

New patch! After the loooong wait for 9.1, Acti/Blizz decided it was time to release the patch which means we have new baddies to kill! After a warm up in normal we are now hitting Heroic!

We smacked Tarragrue for all the times he hunted us in Thorghast, then we removed the Eye of the Jailer for all those times it made the maw annoying each week and after that we smacked The Nine to submission for being rude.

We met a wall at the Soulrender Dormazin but we weakened him enough so Garrosh could kill steal it and after som careful yeeting we have also downed Remnant of Ner’zhul so next on our chopping block is Painsmith Raznal!

Bring your food, flask, oil and popcorn but leave your sanity at the door!

Also a note from our Healing officer; ” SIGN UP IN THE SIGNUP-CHANNEL OR I WILL HAUNT YOU”

“I’m back in the healing party whooooop!” ~ Gigz

By Gigz, ago

Artificer bombed the crowd and ghosted us.

“Move the seeds away from nipple and tuck in!”

Nighty as the seed’s starts spawning

After avoiding Ghosts, bombs and a giant Dyson of death. we finally kicked Mythic Artificer‘s ass hard enough for him to teleport out and cry about it.

We now set our sights on the dance dance revolution that is The Council of Blood, so time to bust out your nicest dance shoes! Nylaathria have a ball to attend to and crash!

He only gave me a conduit, that I already had, then just vanished, rude! – Gigz

By Gigz, ago

Lady had a big fall, mythic progression and crazy streamers!

Avenger Sloth the mad lad

If we kill her within 50 (psy bribed him to add +10) tries I’m shaving my hair, I promised to god

– Lyricca

After soaking the failed Alchemy experiments, lined all the lines and interrupted all the cast we successfully made Lady Iverna on mythic give up her anima (and some loot) and we are currently playing the bomber man on insane difficulty with Artificer Xy’mox and then Council is next on the spank list!

Lady was a rough one but why are I being chased by ghosts in the afterlife?–Gigz

By Gigz, ago

Sun king more like Whine king.

He ran away as Nighty grouped up everyone for the photo

“Well that’s your problem right there…” (Gerald had to leave for work and we got it down after that)

– Xellia

After many tantrums and a lot of whining, Kael’thas Aka The Sun king, is down (Up? Killed? Rescued?..) we now set our sights on Lady Inerva Darkvein and her anima storage!

By Gigz, ago

Nap time for Mythic Hungering Destroyer

Wait… It’s Dead?

Raid’s reaction as none had an eye on the HP bar of the boss

After it’s eternal consumes, we finally put Hungering Destroyer to rest for an Eternal nap (Or until next reset). Now we aim to take care of Sun king and the goon squad they call adds!

“Oh don’t mind me, I’m just searching for its stash of food, it gotta be here somewhere” – Gigz

By Gigz, ago

The hunter became the hunted!

It’s easy! We just keep our HP above 0 and the boss HP down to 0!

– “unknown”

As the Bat went splat, we decided to go on a hunting trip and go for The Huntsman. After 6 wipes and some pep-talk we got him down!

We will now reset, eat some food, and go onwards to Hungering Destroyer!

“I’ve now reached Nirvana, will now be a fluffy monk(e)!” – Gigz

By Gigz, ago

Heroic is done! And Mythic has begun!

Sire Douche bit the dust!
Mythic bat went splat!

We have finished Heroic and are now testing the waters in mythic!

Sire Douche was a pain but went down after a damn well good run, now we have been testing the waters in mythic and put the poor blind bat to rest, we have now proceeding to hunt the huntsman!

“Hah! Told you I would kill him on Heroic! The voices told me so!” – Gigglez

By Gigz, ago

Sludgefist? More like deadfist!

“When we do mechanics, Bosses dies…” (and Nightzorn)

–Sooran after raid end

As the roof falls on top of us, chains binds us and Sludgefist janking it to pull us in, we did it at last! He is down!

We have now moved on to Generals twiddle dumb and twiddle dumber. We made good progress on them! Wednesday is reset day and then we are back at it!

“What do you mean I’m bleeding? I’m fineeeeeeee….” – Gigglez

By Gigz, ago

We will no longer dance to the councils tune!

Lady Inerva put in the naughty corner
The Council need a rest

“Shake, shake, shake, shake that booty!”

Maddi as she waits to ress us

Lady Inerva Darkvein keept making a mess so we had to clean it up and put her in timeout! After Inerva had been put in the naughty corner we moved down to the dance hall.

As we Pranced Forward, Sashayed Left, Boogied Down and Shimmied Right, The Blood Council is no more! We move to Sludgefist and are already doing good progress!

“I’ll be happy if we don’t have to move so much my feet hurts…” – Gigglez

By Gigz, ago